Alex Rodriguez

Who CARES about this douchebag, or which celebrity groupie he's dating?
(However, this picture is GREAT. What the hell is going on there?)

Farmville

Seriously, good LORD. You may as well play with yourself - or kill yourself. It's more productive than THIS.

Paula Deen

Nooooooo! Seriously, please stop making food that kills people.

Acai Berries

..don't do SHIT. Well, at least not any more than other berries, such as pomegranate or blueberries.

The Osmonds

You guys will never be the Jacksons. EVER. Let it go. ...SERIOUSLY.

Kanye West

To quote our Commander in Chief: "He's a jackass."

SERIOUSLY.

Jon & Kate

No offense to the "Eight", but for the LOVE OF GOD please go away.